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The funny and naughty bits. . .
News: If you came here from Yahoo Answers scroll down the
page:
Yahoo Answers
I was on Yahoo answers and I noticed that someone on the
leader-board had more points in one week than I had in months!! Anyway, I had a
look at my answers. A lot were not resolved and as you know I always give one of
my sources at least; as this web site. So I started going to all the my
unresolved answers and guess what? I started voting for my own answers! It lets
you do that! On Monday, I had 25 Emails saying I had top answers! On Tuesday
around 15 emails - all top answers.
I'm on level 6 now! lol. Whatever you do don't mention Google
on Yahoo Answers they don't like it. But if you give your Yahoo 360 page as your
source. After a few days click on my Q&A and look through for in voting
questions and vote for your own! You get 2 points for answering the question, 1
point for the vote and if it's unresolved you usually get 10 points for top
answer because no one else voted. 13 points for every answer. LOL Computer Buddy
has been banned from Yahoo Answers for spam - I went through her answers and I
couldn't see what she did wrong. But she is back - on on level one! Someone is
being mean spirited with that abuse button! It's only a Yahoo experiment and we
are just the lab rats - don't get so uptight! I noticed someone cheating on
Yahoo Answers and mentioned it in an answer. Yahoo UK asked who it was - so I
went down the leader board and they all looked a bit dodgy. I found him in the
end - but a couple more too - I hope they appreciate it. I think I'll do Google
Answers next time I get suspended or an abusive email from the babes and bots on
Planet Inktomi!
Suggestions?
Do you have a suggestion for something I can put on this page?
lol Email me! In the meantime.......
They have stopped doing peel and stick stamps in the USA ( so
I'm told) and issued stamps you have to lick again - but to give you some
incentive...
I found a soccer team to support at last - and they need all
the support they can get!
This is a nerd with her glasses on and then without her
glasses:
It seems to make a difference . . .
This is the fun page - if you can find it - send stuff in but
nothing pornographic or that breaks adsense rules.
This is funny:
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped
back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out
there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside
the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You
know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me
, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are
you?"
And then the fight started.....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes
from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
some place expensive... so, I took her to a gasoline station.
And then the fight started.....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked
in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I
told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair
on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my
Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might
have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason
took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare,
please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need
you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.......
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